So... what DOES Jack Burton say when it's Miller Time?

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So... what DOES Jack Burton say when it's Miller Time?

Postby EC8CH » Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:17 am

And how has this not been a topic of discussion over the past three decades for humanity's top intellectuals? What are they wasting their time on the grand unified theory for when this question remains unanswered.

Jack's right, that son of a bitch must pay. Not for almost running him down with a sweet cherry red Firebird, but for interrupting what I can only imagine would have been the most insightful commentary on the subject of cold filtered triple hops brewed beer this world has ever known.

Since I'm sure at one point in their lives all of the world's top minds pass through this, the most famous BTILC forum on the internet, please reply with your best guess to this question. Until you do, whenever someone yells out "IT'S MILLER TIME" the world is doomed to stand there with a blank, hollow expression wondering what Jack Burton would say at a time like this. Please help.
Fine I'm back I'm ready god damn it let me at 'em.

*BLANK STARES*

Or else give me another glass of this stuff and turn on the ballgame.
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Re: So... what DOES Jack Burton say when it's Miller Time?

Postby Egg Shen » Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:56 pm

"What the hell."
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