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Bazooka Goof
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Often heard from a typical spammer:

Typical Spammer wrote:
Hey, man- I got five kids to feed!"
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Booo, Booo, that's a Benny Line. Laughing


"You're a funny man BENNY, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."
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Bazooka Goof
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bazooka Goof wrote:
Remember when I said I would kill you last?


Typical Spammer wrote:
That's right, you DID say that!


Bazooka Goof wrote:
I lied.


Typical Spammer wrote:
YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spammer Butler wrote:
May I help you?


Arnold wrote:
Yes, could I speak to the drug dealer of the house please?


Spammer Butler wrote:
I beg your pardon?


Arnold wrote:
It's a beautiful day and we're out killing drug dealers. Are there any in the house?
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can I play?

SpammerFromFuture (to Sarah Spammer) wrote:
Listen, and understand. That Bazooka is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

All are welcome. It's like a big party. Speaking of which.


Right after Arnold tears a spammers arms off.
Arnold wrote:
Cya at the party Richter
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Bazooka Goof
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Keith wrote:
Can I play?

SpammerFromFuture (to Sarah Spammer) wrote:
Listen, and understand. That Bazooka is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!


What can I say? Sometimes I just go "Commando" on these guys! Cool
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't say I Totally Recall what you are saying.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ninjahero wrote:
I can't say I Totally Recall what you are saying.


Already used that one earlier up in this thread- but that's okay, because now our posts are like Twins.

(Good, got another hard one out of the way!) Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now I feel silly for reusing stuff. You should see how red my face is, almost like I've been Pumping Iron.

(now that was a tricky one to get in)
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ninjahero wrote:
Now I feel silly for reusing stuff. You should see how red my face is, almost like I've been Pumping Iron.

(now that was a tricky one to get in)


Nah, don't worry about it- we're doing so well with this thread, I bet we could take it and Jingle All the Way!

(damn, now that one was rough!)
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That makes me think of Christmas time. How very festive of you. But in LA, with the sun blazing down, this time of year feels more like Red Heat than jingle bells.
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