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This almost made me cry
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Mike D
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PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2006 10:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've heard his name, but I don't know him.
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WingCowPow
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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 4:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hoo?
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theporkchopexpress
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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

he's an amatuer MMA fighter
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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 7:09 am    Post subject: Just for Fun Reply with quote

If I really wanted to ruin this movie this is my dream cast........<cough>


Jack Burton....Chris Tucker
Wang Chi.......Jackie Chan
Graci Law.......Denise Crosby
Egg Shen.......Jackie Gleason
Lopan............Yule Brenner

Thunder........Stallone
Lightning.......Micheal Ironsides
Rain..............John Saxton


Eddie......Keanu Reeves

And the beast........Kevin Costner


May god have mercy ony me for even typing this.....I am crying I laughed so hard.

Cheers
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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Just for Fun Reply with quote

ustace bhaggs wrote:
Eddie......Keanu Reeves


Burton: Hey Margo, I think Eddie's got a thing for you.
Eddie: Uhh... I know Kung Fu.
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Lo Pan
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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow...maybe we should have a contest to see who could come up with the worst cast.... Laughing

Ok....here is my entry:

Directed by: Mel Brooks

Jack: Mel Brooks
Wang: Rick Moranis
Gracie Law: Meredith Baxter-Birney
Egg Shen: Gilbert Gottfried
Lo Pan: Billy Crystal

Thunder: Dolph Lundgren
Lightning: Mr. T
Rain: Carl Weathers (heh heh....notice the theme for the storms?)

Eddie: Brendan Frasier

The Beast: Bob Sagat
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PostPosted: Thu May 18, 2006 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you're all going to go to hell for this.. you wait and see
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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

theporkchopexpress wrote:
you're all going to go to hell for this.. you wait and see


I think I'm okay with that, just as long as I don't go the Hell of Upside-Down Sinners, because Kevin Costner might end up there and that guy's a total douchebag. Wink
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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 1:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lo Pan wrote:
Wow...maybe we should have a contest to see who could come up with the worst cast.... Laughing


Mel Brooks does Big Trouble... and plays as Jack, no less. Wow.
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Bazooka Goof
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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 8:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wingkong wrote:
Mel Brooks does Big Trouble... and plays as Jack, no less. Wow.




I'm going to go gouge my eyes out and see if I can still cry myself to sleep.
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Lo Pan
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PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2006 2:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wingkong wrote:
Lo Pan wrote:
Wow...maybe we should have a contest to see who could come up with the worst cast.... Laughing


Mel Brooks does Big Trouble... and plays as Jack, no less. Wow.


Yes, there is no punishment that can fit the crime that I just committed.
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Lo Pan
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PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2006 2:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bazooka Goof wrote:





OMG! That made me laugh, yet cry at the same time -- I'll never be the same.
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PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you know.. you guys laugh now, but its only a matter of time b4 they remake this movie



they are remaking The Warriors.. so yuck it up while you still can
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