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If you could create a Chinese hell, what would it be?
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lazerpointernerd
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:51 pm    Post subject: If you could create a Chinese hell, what would it be? Reply with quote

Mine would have to be "The Hell of Raging Tornados" ...and it's not in Oklahoma either Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd rather create a Chinese heaven- something like, "The Heaven of Hot Chinese Babes", or something like that. Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"The Heaven of Free Entrance to Cedar Point, Ohio" Exclamation Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good Lord, is that REALLY TALL one part of a rollercoaster? I'd think anyone boarding that one must meet the height requirements AND have balls that clang! Shocked
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes, thats a 420 foot rollercoaster that accelerates you to 120mph in about a second. It's one of the 16 giant rollercoasters at this place. You should plan a trip. its not far from chicago.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bazooka Goof wrote:
Good Lord, is that REALLY TALL one part of a rollercoaster? I'd think anyone boarding that one must meet the height requirements AND have balls that clang! Shocked


Yup, I went on that mofo. Pretty intense. The first roller coaster I ever went on was the Mullenium Force at that very same park....at the time, it was the world's largest roller coaster.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wish i could go there again. I live on the other side of the country though...
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I was as evil as lo-pan and as powerful as ching dai, I might like to have:

a hell of endless oobi
a hell of many DMV tasks
a hell of no eye lids (complete with industrial dehumidifier)
and of course the hell of limited bandwidth
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

basket-case-on-wheels wrote:
the hell of limited bandwidth


Whatever it takes to stay out of that one, I'LL DO IT! Shocked Wink
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lazerpointernerd
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

what if staying out of that hell required slaughtering puppies
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lazerpointernerd wrote:
what if staying out of that hell required slaughtering puppies


Well... let's not say anything we can't take back! Wink

(slaughtering kittens is okay, though.) Wink Wink Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 2:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hell of no beer
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good Knife wrote:
hell of no beer


I think that exists already; it's called, "Alcoholics Anonymous". Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hell of no beer...
eeww.
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Mike D
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

For years I misheard the Hell of the Oily Dragons as the Hell of the Horny Dragons, so I'd create that one. But I don't think I'd visit.

Mike
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